jamesmaquire:

I discovered this on my phone and i dont remember the original reason i made it which just makes it all the more funny

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argonaut-blog:

Angry neckbeards in 2007: I wish those ignorant Twilight girls would read Dracula and know the TRUE TERROR of the vampyr.

Those same girls 15 years later, reading Dracula as part of a giant internet book club: Fucking hilarious.

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swarnpert:

swarnpert:

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

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portugalisinsa:

causiane:

dracula is a coward, lazslo woulve already fucked jonathan

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funnytwittertweets:

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rockymountaingothic:

unrelatable content i know but everyone check this out i love being gay so so much

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pharmacriminal:

daco-showman:

since I know you boys love welding how does this interior image of a tesla that costs 130 grand make you feel?

I feel like I’m going to throw up

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pityboy:

affirmations for when you have to send emails

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gotitforcheap:

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

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marxandangels:

Remember that people who aren’t women also need and want abortions. Include and protect trans and intersex people in this conversation. Keep watch for terf rhetoric and dogwhistles. Terfs will use this as ammunition.

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calamitys-child:

Whoever it was who first clued me in to adding “for seniors” or “for toddlers” to my exercise searches to find stuff that actually is gentle and designed to tackle chronic pain or frequent injury you have saved my life. Arthritis website for hip exercises my beloved

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partiallypoison:

from spotify’s twitter + billboard’s article

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nightmarechamillian:

talus-the-broken:

kaijuno:

I need y'all to understand something, Arizona tea came out in 1992, same size, same 99¢ price, that has not changed in THIRTY YEARS in spite of inflation. They only recently got to the point that costs became a problem for that price point and even still the CEO refused to change the price. If the price had stayed exactly in lockstep with inflation it would cost $2.03 today.

They’re only having problems because their suppliers are increasing costs.

This is one of the most amazing examples there is of the fact that inflation as a metric is utter bullshit. Companies are seeing that number and choosing to raise their prices because everyone else is, and companies that recognize it as bullshit and choose to price ethically take the fall for it as their suppliers take away their profits. The actual change in cost to make a soft drink from farm to factory to retail has ONLY changed because some people in that process are collecting more process based on an economic measurement that is designed to fail and make excuses to raises prices.

IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT ARIZONA TEA

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flowerr–child:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

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c-umpulsive:

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

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