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officiallordvetinari:

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alexseanchai:

steelblaidd:

backyardbob01:

otterology:

thatsoneforamerica:

ssskeletonsoffun:

themistrustfulmistress:

brainstatic:

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Originally posted by relatablepicturesofaleks

Gotta do everything myself around here

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

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catgirlforeskin:

catgirlballtorture:

catgirlasshole:

lizardsister:

catgirlballtorture:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

there’s two things in life that i think about WAY too often that fuck me up and they’re tuberculosis and radiation

tuberculosis: hey there was just this disease for a huge part of human history that killed literally 1 in 7 people like that was just a fact of life that it existed and then one day we found ways to deal with it and after that just being a terrifying constant facet of life suddenly it’s just Not

radiation: hey there’s this thing that literally Unravels Your DNA and things exposed to it need to be locked away in concrete tombs for eternity because it lingers for measures of time beyond our real ability to perceive

@catgirlasshole your tags are way too good to be hidden like that

wish both of you had kept your absolutely Horrid urls hidden

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I don’t see the problem with them

anthropologyarda:

voiceofnature:

Treehouse. Pictures by  Michael Victor

Silvan architecture

curioscurio:

Falling in love with the idea of ?? Force Ghost? Boromir following around the Fellowship for the rest of the trilogy

funny-tik-toks:

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

fxaa:

*at a party* Hey the rest of us are gonna do some HRT in the bathroom wanna join

goopy-amethyst:

kadaverkandy:

goopy-amethyst:

I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3

w..why?

It restores half my HP

marisatomay:

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

theartingace:

Oh absolutely! I mean, I think it would depend on the flexibility of the centaur, much like touching your toes - if you haven’t trained and stretched for a bit of flexibility they would likely have to bend a knee to get down there.

hungry-skeleton:

thedivisionbell1994:

tiktokstowatch:

shutyourmoustache:

cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

“being gay isn’t just about having sex” but also sex and physical intimacy is an important part of my sexuality as a gay man and gay sex is a beautiful thing and we should defend people’s right to have gay sex because it’s cool and fun and healthy

gay sex is criminalized in many places and is harshly punished and stigmatized virtually everywhere. that your ‘gay sex is gross’ jokes are cruel and homophobic and not funny . gay sex is natural and good for you and makes you better than everybody else

actioncinema:

Bless you, dog.

DOG in MAD MAX 2 (1981) dir. George Miller

jacka1:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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