bellafleurz:

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snuv:

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thekidsfromyestergay:

surfindead:

this is the gayest thing any interviewer has ever said about frank iero

A lot of ppl are reblogging this with pics of Frank in a suit, but this article was actually written in 2007, when Frank looked like this:

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ghostrally:

i gotta share my favorite tweet of all time bc i quote it to myself constantly

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weaver-z:

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

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futureevilscientist:

futureevilscientist:

People in the BDSM and kink communities are the only people who are normal about sex, actually, and we should all learn from them.

I think everyone should familiarise themselves with the theory for such key concepts as consent, rejecting a sexual practice for yourself without judging it morally for others, sub drop and how it can happen even in the most vanilla sexual encounters, and aftercare and how it’s often needed in even the most vanilla sexual encounters (but often treated as a joke and something to ridicule).

Summary for those who haven’t read the links:

Sub drop is basically getting the endrophin high from sex and then crashing hard from it. You just had an amazing, intense experience, so why do you want to cry??? Why do you feel weird and empty and alone? Even if you don’t get the outright crash, when the horniness fades, it catches up to you just how vulnerable you’ve been, and it’s natural and common to feel a little lost and alone after that. Contrary to what the term implies, you don’t need to be the submissive party to experience this. Note how much vanilla sex culture ridicules this (”crying after sex” jokes, etc.).

Aftercare is the antidote to sub drop, it’s the post-sex affirmation that things are good and you are safe and appreciated. Common forms include cuddling, ice cream, taking a warm shower together, wrapping yourself in your fuzziest softest bathrobe available and general relaxation together. Comfort and reassurance. Note how much vanilla sex culture condemns people as “needy” for wanting this kind of treatment, or for being upset that their partner just walks out on them after sex. (The people being condemned as “needy” are usually women, but I don’t even want to think about how much men certainly need this comfort too but feel like they can’t ask for it without being seen as un-masculine.)

This is what I mean when I say BDSMers and kinksters are the only ones who have this shit figured out. None of these things are actually exclusive to BDSM and kinky sex, vanilla sex for everyone would be SO MUCH BETTER if these things were part of universal sex ed.

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mrspider:

trans:

mrspider:

mrspider:

tears in my eyes

i just sat down on the toilet so hard it shook the floor and i just heard a quiet “god damn” outside the bathroom door

Are u live-blogging this on the John???

im scared and alone in here man

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vintage-fashionista:

lasrina:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

queenofnevermore:

vampire vs. skeleton. what’s the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn’t have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

Its like Halloween rock paper scissors

Both the vampire and the werewolf are in trouble if the skeleton simply picks up a stick.

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thebidork:

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cromerholt:

all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom

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happifying-things:

zen kitty

📷 from goldbutthole

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baconmancr:

micro-usb:

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beesmygod:

beesmygod:

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

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jessepinwheel:

there’s a thing I think about sometimes when I’m writing that I call ‘the rabies condition’

by which I mean: there are no contraindications to getting the rabies vaccine for post-exposure prophylaxis.

every other vaccine usually has a few contraindications like ‘don’t take this if you’re allergic to it’ or ‘if you’re pregnant discuss the risks and benefits with your doctor’ or ‘don’t give to children below age 6′ or something, but not the rabies vaccine. if you’ve been exposed to rabies, there is literally no medical reason that can justify not getting the rabies vaccine–you can be deadly allergic to literally every single ingredient and the correct decision is still to administer the vaccine, because if you don’t, you’re 100% guaranteed to die of rabies. even the life-threatening allergies are a step up in survival rate (especially since anaphylaxis is something that can be managed, even if there are risks associated with it)

which is to say, the rabies condition: if a character has been ‘exposed to rabies’, aka, in some impending absolute worst-case scenario, like the apocalypse or some death curse or the destruction of their entire city via demons or whatever, then that character has to take action and the consequences and risks no longer matter, because literally any other outcome would be better, and 1% chance of survival is still better than 0%. that doesn’t make those actions necessarily good, the same way that injecting yourself with something you know you’re deadly allergic not a good thing to do, but it’s still better than dying horrifically of rabies. desperate times and desperate measures etc

and then, after your character’s prevented some horrible thing by doing some almost equally bad thing, they should absolutely experience the consequences of those choices.

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