sergle:

eveofswords:

fairygxthmxther:

eveofswords:

People in England are like “long distance relationships are so hard :(” and their partner is an hour away by train

people in america are like “my country is the greatest in the world” yet guns are the biggest cause of death in teens and children, and 3 million kids are exposed to gun violence every year

Continuing the tradition of British “people” being so incapable of taking a joke that they have to use the deaths of those lost to gun violence as a gotcha

these tags were so scalding hot that I burned myself on my mouse omfg

legendaryjellyfishfest:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

mornington-the-crescent:

tottosgreatadventure:

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

halfknife:

sarhoskedi:

I love this bc the dog looks like it got roped into one of the cat’s schemes and is super anxious about it

scottbaiowulf:

possum pondering their orb

acakewalkofcrocodiles:

Like to charge reblog to cast

mujerdeojosnegros:

joshlovesyou:

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

christianstepmoms:

fishingboatproceeds:

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

alexandar:

love seeing the same post reblogged by seventeen mutuals and having to decide who’s the poorest littlest meow meow to reblog from

only-tiktoks:

schakira:

guess who’s animating again

bird-big:

bird-big:

there’s a large rat in your vagina

made you look

virgo-dicks:

anxietydaddy:

OP WHERE IS THIS LOCATED

ejacutastic:

natalieironside:

natalieironside: