Carapace Name Generator

quartera:

lordcupcake:

goawayhenryclay:

drangles:

bowiesnippleantennae:

sweet-bitsy:

falcuntpunch:

pantiesnpasta:

sardonicpuppeteer:

davidstrider:

needlekind:

Generates a <DESCRIPTOR> <TITLE> name in the style of Homestuck’s carapaces. You might have seen this before, but it’s been updated with a new layout, a new host, a new coding system, and a bunch of new options! As of posting this, there are 46,455 total combinations. Have fun!

maddened paladin

Slighted Guardian.

Antagonistic Suitor 

cool

Splendorous Detective

sweet

Impotent Desperado

Nonsensical Dancer

YES

Phantasmagoric Actuary

Pauciloquent Gentleman

Poetic Tyro

Graceless Gentleman

Reknowned Tutor.

Really?

(via captain--poseidon)